MONKEY/PLATYPUS ROMANCE AS CORN DOGS WREAK HAVOK
- Romance as city crumbles -
Reported by: Anime Blob.
Written by: Ki.
A surprise report flew in today, from a one Anime Blob of the
Fosters Forum for Imaginary Friends.
She, whilst walking her beloved pet dragon, came across an unlikely couple.
It appeared that a platypus was kissing a monkey. What does this mean? Are we destined to be inundated
by an army of platypus/monkey hybrids? How CAN platypi kiss with that beak, anyway? The answers to
these questions, we may never know, however, Anime Blob did say that they did look rather happy
During this same time, however, a darker turn of events was also taking place, as reported by our
intrepid reader. The little known army of miniature corn dogs had decided to become a very
largely-known and feared one, as they tore down the city in a rage. Buildings toppled, streets churned
up like an earthquake had struck, it was a veritable disaster area. When asked WHY they were doing
this, one mini corn dog fighter had this to say: "This city... this WORLD! Always eating us...
Always with the BBQ sauce! NO MORE I SAY! We are taking this BBQ sauce world down, and we are doing it
At this point, he picked up our unfortunate on-site investigator, tied him in a rather
fetching double-knot, and had him thrown in the nearest river. Thankfully none of the recording
equipment was damaged at this time, and we could get more information. Salem, however, has been
consigned to the corner, as he smells of wet fur.
This is a potentially distressing moment for the world, for it seems the mini corn dog army has
mistaken it for being made entirely OUT of BBQ sauce. They will stop at nothing to destroy it. We at
GC's News urge you all to take shelter in your homes. Barricade your windows, nail shut your catflaps!
Do everything you can to protect yourselves from these miniature, yet delicious horrors!