Nutritious and Fictitious!


- As police catch their man! -

Reported and written by: Smyte.

Today, justice seemed to be on the right side of humankind as the police captured Richard D. Blah.

A horrific, seven-casualty car chase ended with a chase down a back street, through three buildings, and then up and down a block of flats. The police were eventually permitted to open fire upon him. Upon hearing the gunfire, he gave himself up and confessed everything.

P.C Comm. E.D. Factor told us; "He'll never jay-walk again."

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